Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes has 60 ratings and 2 reviews. Lauraloves said: I downloaded this book back in as I am a huge fan of the. AND THE CHAMBER OF CHEESECAKES This is a preview of Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes. It contains the first six chapters. A hysterical parody of J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series. In this farce the Harry Potter characters, places, and past events have been twisted around with.
|Published (Last):||13 February 2007|
|PDF File Size:||14.41 Mb|
|ePub File Size:||7.8 Mb|
|Price:||Free* [*Free Regsitration Required]|
He made it all work.
Arthur Cheesley had a huge collection of Harry Putter apparel and toys. It was the same crap he bought the past five years, six if you counted preschool. David Clarke rated it it was amazing Apr 03, Harry would be thrown in Azcabanana Prison to languish miserably the rest of his life, surrounded by The Demented.
In fact, didn’t a ministry authority come to collect your wand? Elves typically are not very particular in what they choose to wear.
Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes
Hermione had accompanied him. It was the chaber day of school, and Harry was going to see his friends off at the train station. He attacked the Putter household first.
He looked out of the window of his bedroom and sighed. The teachers too were not without their undead. I’m not a cheater! When word of the trial reached him in the Department of Muddle Artifacts, he immediately rushed over to the Dirtley House. But no one interesting was around, the only sign of life was the mailman heading from mailbox to mailbox delivering the mail, or as those in the wizarding community referred to it, the muddle mail.
She seemed very callous at times when an elf would be for example “drowning” in the nearby Jello, and she wouldn’t even lift a spoon to save them. Many that they visit become uncomfortable when they notice their skeletal hands and the black hoods that hide their numbskulls.
Follow the Author
Why even the odors he made were powerful enough to kill flowers and small animals, and strike fear into any living man. Harry knew right away that cha,ber letter was not the muddle mail.
The rest of the ministry was happily excited; they were finally going to nail that impudent delinquent, Harry Putter on something. Harry was inwardly jealous. The absence of Belch however, probably meant he had caught someone breaking a rule already, was out patrolling the dungeons for mischief-makers, or was cleaning up vomit somewhere. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read.
Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes – Timothy R. Odonnell – Google Books
I had a look on Goodreads about this book and it seems that its a very Marmite book, either it has 1 star or 5 star reviews not a lot in between and I have to say I am firmly in the camp of 1 star, I just didnt like it at all and was quite disappointed by it. He made two vows. The Cheesleys, on the other hand, attract no elves to their household, as their magical power is even collectively rather, well let’s just say, it’s a good thing their house has electricity.
Please do it again! Wizards of course had a much more sophisticated mail delivery system. Write a customer review.
[PDF] Harry Putter and the Chamber of Cheesecakes Full Online – video dailymotion
Better still, the boy was alone, as planned. The purple ice clashed horribly with his standard Cheesley nuclear orange hair, which was always a mess.
Hermione had a disproportionately large head. It can’t be true! Harry thought he was in heaven, only a heaven where someone was trying to kill him. So what’s so dangerous this time?
Hermione ignored the speckle that touched her face as Farthard spoke.